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surviving the day

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Innovating our way to a balanced budget

Let’s be honest: our country is a financial mess. This is no time to play the blame game. (I’ll make sure that time comes later.) What we need now is leadership.

The U.S.A. needs someone who is both businessperson and innovator. Someone who not only takes advantage of the bully pulpit, but can be a real bully. I think you know who I’m talking about.

Remember how pathetic Apple was when I came back to the company in 1997? It was 90 days…

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Brad Pitt & Edward Norton - Penis Song:

Hey Penis, oh Penis.

Penis if you will - send a little girl for me to thrill

A girl who wants my kisses and my arms

A girl with all the charms of you.

Penis, make her fair - a lovely girl with sunlight in her hair

And take the brightest stars up in the skies

And place them in her eyes for me.

Penis, goddess of love that you areeee!

Penis, goddess of love that youuuu areeee!

Penis, penis, my penis, your penis, penis,…

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innalovespink:

We boys don’t get butterflies, we get fireworks. We don’t have you on our mind 24/7, but we do have you on our hearts. Often, yes we wait for you to go online, sometimes simply even just being online makes our heart skip a beat, even if we don’t talk. Whenever you talk to us, our face forms that half-smile; it means we are happy but are trying our hardest to not show it, and fail at hiding it. We do miss you all the time; granted, we’d spend all our time with you…

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“While I’m not sure if this story is real or not, I find it hilarious. Joecool, of the facepunch.com forums, drank a bit too much one night and blacked out. When he woke in the morning, he had apparently gone on a drunken crime spree in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, killing 131 npcs, assaulting many, stealing around 200 items, building up an infamy of 140 points and running up a bounty of 99,575. This was all new to him the morning after. If only real life had autosave points,…